With a clap of thunder, and the drum of rain beating against the windows like a steel band under a palm tree in the Bethnal Green monsoon, Corporate Blawg decided that it was time to take his wife on holiday.
So Centreparks being booked up for the season, Corporate Blawg is going to the Amalphi coast. And tomorrow he will say hello at a rave in Ravello, whilst eating ravioli ravenously.
Then on Saturday he will attend the wedding of two good friends. And on Sunday he heads to Athens for week to ease some classical time with his wife's sister and her young family. This Athens trip would be good if Corporate Blawg wasn't a little fearful of his Greek brother-in-law, to whom Corporate Blawg gifted a small bag of marbles for Christmas to ease his pain.
Corporate Blawg hopes to be back around 8 June, and looks forward to giving you a super-update of his mega jolly. In the meantime, live well and party!